Ouch. To quote a member of The Croppie’s staff, ‘He deserves everything he gets, that boy!’ Yes, this is how foolish you can look as a bottom rung circle hoaxer (with ten minutes’ experience of plank scuffing) criticising one of the all-time circle making greats…

Okay, the ‘fidget spinner’ wasn’t the maker in question’s best, but it’s ripe for Danny boy (someone who isn’t yet beyond entry-level scratching despite his arrogance) to criticise anyone.

But take pity on Dan. He’s all mouth, no trousers but is still quick to wave his Crayolas and scream ‘I’m an artist, Professor!’ Hopefully lil’ Dan’s support worker is on the way with some benzos, a straightjacket and the key for a heated room in a block of supported accommodation. The boy needs to show some respect.