Author: The Croppie

Sooooooo Original, Sooooooo Fresh

Lead photograph by Ultra Visitation Team Clandy. Just so fresh … happenin’ … original … always comin’ up with summat that makes you wanna go shout ‘Yeet!’ They’ve been ragin’ against the endless recycling of unoriginal crop circles. They even went after the recent beautiful formation at Smeathe’s Plantation, making complete tools of themselves in the process. The latest effort from one half of the Dorset trailblazers is just sooooooooo unique. Brucie lovin’ Dan, pretending to be the entertainer himself, hailed his own genius and creativity to go solo and put down something scrappy but so jawdroppingly new he’s...

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2020 Circles: Smeathe’s Plantation, Nr Ogborne St George, Wiltshire

Reported: 25 June 2020 Location: Smeathe’s Plantation, Nr Ogbourne St George, Wiltshire Lead photograph by Nick Bull Don’t let the location near Ogborne St George, on the outskirts of Swindon, fool you. This crop circle on the Barbury Estate is a nightmare to get to. You either traipse down The Ridgeway from Barbury Castle for a mile or more, or you park up outside the village of Draycot Foliat and pick your way through fields and climb a steep hill. The Croppie chose the latter only to find himself on the side of Britain’s steepest hillside with a rather...

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Jealous Rivals Trashed My Circle

SHOCKING DAMAGE: Lead photograph by Nick Bull Visionary land artists Team Clandestine have been left FUMING after their recent work at Ackling Dyke, near Sixpenny Handley in Dorset, was trashed by YOBBISH LAGER LOUTS. The sacrilegious defacing of the BLESSED SEVEN POINTED STAR OF LORD BRUCIE occurred overnight at some point between 21 to 22 of June. After a HOLY BLESSING was performed following the desecration, Team Clandestine spokesperson Dan Davies tearfully spoke to the media, relaying how the BRUTAL SACKING OF SIXPENNY had occurred: ‘Sadly not long after a fellow drone pilot found it, [they] prompted me to...

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A Not So Clandestine Mess

Lead photograph by Nick Bull Just days after whining on Facebook about the analysis of that NHS and keyworker tribute pseudo-circle by this ‘shitty blog’, the legendary Team Clandestine returned to Dorest to reclaim the fields of Sixpenny Handley as their own. They needn’t have bothered as the farmer hosting another recent circle (you know, the one described as a ‘cookie cutter’, ‘recycled’ and a ‘manhole cover’) had taken the blades of his combine to it, but those land art greats just couldn’t resist. If they held even a modicum of self-respect they’d have kept quiet as what they...

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2020 Circles: Berwick Bassett Clump, Winterbourne Monkton, Wiltshire

Reported: 21 June 2020 Location: Berwick Bassett Clump, Winterbourne Monkton, Wiltshire Lead photograph by Nick Bull The most bizarre crop circle of the season to date, this odd thing was reported by Polish croppies on the morning of the Summer Solstice. The Croppie thinks it looks like an abstract eye and brow … or maybe just an abandoned, incomplete effort. Other voices suggest it could be representative of Comet Lemmon’s approach to the sun from 18...

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The Croppie was established in 2015 to cover all aspects of the crop circle phenomenon occurring across Britain. This includes new formations, circles history, conspiracies and related culture.

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