Author: The Croppie

Back in the Playground

The FESTIVE WORLD of croppiedom has been DEVASTATED by the SHOCKING NEWS that online circles investigator Jack Jane is, apparently, at least according to the Crop Circles Exposed Facebook backwater, a Candian croppie you’ve never heard of. Yes, YOU READ IT HERE: someone you probably didn’t know existed has been outed as someone else you probably didn’t know existed. But who, exactly, has outed whom? From what has been published, it seems the persona has been traced by what is believed to be her IP address. It resolves in part of an extremely large conurbation, not massively far from...

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…Every Minute

A self-styled CIRCLES JIHADI is THREATENING to bring TERROR to MERRIE ENGLAND by SHOOTING two croppies he believes to be BLACKMAILING circle making LEGEND and VISIONARY Dene. Janez Ferjancic, a devotee of the late Benjamin Creme and his CRANKY Share International organisation, issued his SPINE CHILLING WARNING to croppies Steve Alexander and Trystan Lewis Swale through the pages of his INCREASINGLY WARPED Crop Circle Challenge Facebook page. In a public announcement HEAVILY ARMED Ferjancic, who recently said he was PREPARING FOR WAR, announced ‘I have evidence that SA and TLS have been blackmailing Dene. ‘Their attitude is beyond the...

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One Born…

Circle makers, photographers and money rakers BEWARE! One half of the brains behind the SENSATIONAL Crop Circle Challenge is set to wage WORLD WAR III on Steve and Karen Alexander, the crop circle RICH LIST TOPPERS, in a planned exposé for the Daily Mail. Slovenian croppie Janez Ferjancic, who recently HIT THE HEADLINES following a BITTER TWITTER SPAT with COMEDY SUPERSTAR Ricky Gervais, RETURNS TO THE SPOTLIGHT to unleash STAGGERING ALLEGATIONS that will have GLOBAL REPURCUSSIONS for the Alexanders: The Alexanders are on SPEAKING TERMS with known CIRCLE HOAXERS. Steve Alexander has been TIPPED OFF about new formations by...

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Books: The Energies of Crop Circles — The Science and Power of a Mysterious Intelligence

The Energies of Crop Circles — The Science and Power of a Mysterious Intelligence By Lucy Pringle with James Lyons Destiny Books (2019) — ¬£17.50 From time to time you may have bumped into Lucy Pringle and colleagues in a wheat field. The weather will be good and elderly people will be sat in camping-chairs, one of whom may be attached by electrode-type things to a peculiar looking box. On the occasion I enquired as the purpose of this odd scene it was explained by one of her companions that Pringle was ‘measuring how crop circles affect people’. It...

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