Author: The Croppie

Dear Croppie: What Went Wrong With The Angel?

Lead photograph by Nick Bull How good did we all feel when that corny NHS and keyworker tribute pseudo-crop circle appeared in an undisclosed Somerset field to kick off the domestic season? How proud did it make us feel that Team [Not So] Clandestine were appreciating the efforts of those people braving infection from Covid-19 to keep the nation running? Well, considering it was just a cynical ploy by those saucy devils to try and get some publicity The Croppie was less than impressed. (As an aside, the Croppie suggests those Clandestine grandmasters may have experienced a bout of...

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2020 Circles: Hunt’s Down, Wilton, Wiltshire

Reported: 17 June 2020 Location: Hunt’s Down, Nr. Wilton, Wiltshire Lead photograph by Nick Bull The Croppie is a sucker for a quintuplet and this latest June 2020 circle is a curious addition to the archives. The central motif is reminscent of a croix pattée alésée arrondie and it’s unusual to find such heraldic features in a circle. So, what or who will have the finger pointed at them for this one? Bet you can’t...

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2020 Circles: Barbury Castle, Nr Wroughton, Wiltshire

Reported: 14 May 2020 Location: Barbury Castle, Nr. Wroughton, Wiltshire Lead photograph by Nick Bull barbury castle The fields underneath the ancient hillfort at Barbury Castle have given the cerealogy some beautiful circles through the years. This one may not be so complicated as others but its grace speaks for itself. Rumour reached The Croppie late on the day of this formation’s discovery that some white shells were found in the formation during the morning. This is unconfirmed, but it serves to remind us all that crop circles play a big part in the lives of some people. Some...

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2020 Circles: Hooper’s Wood, Dilton Marsh, Wiltshire

Reported: 11 June 2020 Location: Hooper’s Wood, Dilton Marsh, Wiltshire Lead photograph by Nick Bull dilton marsh Crikey, another crop circle in the Westbury area of Wiltshire and it’s the subject another ridiculous and wildly inaccurate video from the muppet that is Matthew Williams. Apparently he knows who the circle makers were. Yeah, don’t let the ketamine get up your nose, numpty. In the meantime, enjoy this small...

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The Croppie:
The Croppie was established in 2015 to cover all aspects of the crop circle phenomenon occurring across Britain. This includes new formations, circles history, conspiracies and related culture.

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