Miaow! The question just has to be ‘why?’

Why make a cat themed crop circle that resembles a door knocker? Why then advertise you’ve made it on your Clandestine Esoterical Mysterious Universe group to strip it of any magic it once possessed? Why play dumb games of ‘guess where it was made?’ with your readers?

What are you trying to prove? Make your crop circle then shut up. 

Photograph by Mr Gyro.

Photograph by Mr Gyro.

For the record, Figsbury Ring is close to the Wiltshire village of Firsdown. The hoax was publicised on 22 July.

Top photograph by Mr Gyro.