Tonight Britain is BASKING IN A FEELGOOD GLOW after HEROIC land artist Dene left his latest masterpiece in the fields of southern England: an ANGELIC TRIBUTE to the BRAVE and SELFLESS keyworkers of OUR GREAT NATION.
Hordes of visitors to Dene’s ‘Clandestine Esoterical Mysterious Universe’ Facebook page marvelled at the SELECTIVELY FILMED and CAUTIOUSLY PHOTOGRAPHED ‘amazing first crop circle of the decade!’ STUNNED viewers from as far afield as Australia, Israel and Gloucestershire DROOLED WITH AWE at the JAW DROPPING image of a DIVINE MESSENGER with bared heart and wings abaissé.
As HARDWORKING subjects across Britain prepare to CLAP FOR DENE at 8pm, VILE LEFTIST THUGS are attempting to DERAIL and DEBASE 2020’s GREATEST ACT OF PATRIOTISM by pointing out NON-EXISTENT flaws in its construction.
MARXIST TRAITOR Miles Challett SPAT IN THE FACE OF THE TRUTH as he said ‘If you look at the wings on both sides of the angel they’re not symmetrical. They’re of very different lengths and cut off at very different angles. .’ Meanwhile SNAP HAPPY photographer Steve Alexander needs to take a 30 mile test drive to a Durham beauty spot after calling THIS MOVING TRIBUTE TO THE WORKING PEOPLE OF BRITAIN a ‘crude effort’.
In the VILEST CRITICISM yet of our circle making hero, a now deleted post by Barbara Castle on The Crop Circle Forum asked ‘Why is Dene happy to have his latest piece of land art splashed all over the Crop Circle Connector whilst pretending it was genuinely found by a member of the public called Cipro Clerc? Yeah, right then. Didn’t Dene say his 2020 work would be exclusive to outlets who don’t put forward the idea the circles are a mystery? He seems a bit of a hypocrite to me. If Cipro is real, why hasn’t Dene asked the Connector to take the video down?’
Although such slander DOES NOT NEED ADDRESSING, your SOARAWAY CROPPIE can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL the comments attributed to Dene by Barbara Castle were the POISONED REMNANTS OF A HACK by agents sponsored by VENDETTA PURSUING croppie Jack Jane.
Dene, who remains a massive draw on Chinese television following his masterful circle making display for Tencent Productions, FELT NO NEED TO COMMENT. We can REST ASSURED he’s not making a 180°degree turn in the hope HIS LATEST STUNNER will get picked up national newspapers. Remember, Dene is a MAN OF HIS WORD.
HE DESERVES TO BE CELEBRATED AT 8PM TONIGHT. Take to your doorsteps, gardens and CHEER THE ARTIST WHO IS MAKING INDEPENDENT BRITAIN THE ENVY OF THE WORLD.