2021 Circles: Crawley Down, Nr Winchester, Hampshire

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   JJ on June 8, 2021 at 10:15 pm

   Wow.. Stunning.
   Greg ate me for the first time in years after viewing the video. Haha. Fuck you fish and chips. Loser!

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   Hamish Jacobs on June 9, 2021 at 4:53 pm

   Whilst those videos of cogs above are very picturesque, they are not a patch on the number one rated crop circle video of all time; the Red Collie sewerage plant perpetual motion machine of Sixpenny Handley.

   The greatest unofficial crop circle video H ever made. No doubt.

   You’ve heard of 180 degree IMAX? This was a full 360 degrees of GUY&MAX! Watch out for the unedited version showing the full setting for this jewel. We must tip our hats to the makers. Though for the price of that blingy kitch, they should be tipping us.

   Why, oh why didn’t the Guy receive the mail with the wider view on google maps. What kind of daemon would suggest that field but zoom in too far on the screen grab to show the sewerage plant. It looked like such a nice field, even in the gloom, especially if you were upwind. I suppose if you are just boots for hire you let the client have it their way: no arguments. It’s their show, they don’t always need to know the details. I don’t feel any guilt.

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     The Croppie on June 10, 2021 at 8:52 pm

     That was quite a year for Sixpenny Handley’s domestic waste disposal. There was the manhole by the sewage treatment plant and a rotten old in-sink waste disposal unit just up the road at Ackling Dyke. Here at The Croppie we never understood why someone would go back to the site of possibly their greatest work and deposit such a fourth rate imitation. You’ll remember that this one disappeared in curious circumstances as if it shredded itself through embarrassment at its own appearance. We suspect the wrecker was someone connected to the plumber, possibly his mate, but there’s no proof of that.

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       the old will on June 11, 2021 at 10:52 am

       Interesting. That’s the mainline take by the faithful of course…..That it was a malformed star, with radiant beams, set in a staggered ring representing the eclipse.

       Not an Art Brut winking starfish in a burning ring.

       Just a theory. Normally that would be segment lines to form a star, but if a team member was to keep stumm and continue by using a central protractor in the field with a cluster of small “errors in scale reading”, the star could become a little kinkier and satisfying for fun. There’s no proof of that.

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         The Croppie on June 11, 2021 at 2:31 pm

         I think the location of the burning ring has become very apparent.

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   Mork on June 9, 2021 at 8:36 pm

   Mork calling Orsen, Come in, Orsen.

   Tell Enzo to pass on to JJ the bagel is complete and that tryst in the mist was a lot of fun. We can “Un-Clench” those cheeks now and enjoy that Cider by the Royal Oak.

   Om nom nom.

   Nanu, Nanu.

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   Dan on June 10, 2021 at 1:11 am

   Gotta hand it to you, beats anything we’ve ever done by miles. Season is young though, so game on!
   Dan & Dene. (married 9 years)

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   Dene Hine on June 10, 2021 at 8:59 pm

   You need need to take charge this year Dan darling as I have a potato growing on my eye

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